Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Semen is not good for contacts.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser