He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned