Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.