we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.