I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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