you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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