Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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