Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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