doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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