If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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