I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
