This is not my ceiling
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
