Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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