is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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