Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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