It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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