i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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