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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Call me so I can make it juicy for ya

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.

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• (315): View more from New York

  That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR

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• (409): View more from Texas

  They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later

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