some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.