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1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge

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(305) 1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge http://tfl.nu/8lgu

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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me

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(203): dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me http://tfl.nu/k760

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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell

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(506): Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell http://tfl.nu/5oyd

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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though

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(662): It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though http://tfl.nu/50vd

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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.

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(484): I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet. http://tfl.nu/aaoq

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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP

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(850): ....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP http://tfl.nu/qpvz

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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..

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(212): You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark.. http://tfl.nu/eret

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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.

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(210): Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors. http://tfl.nu/4w9v

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The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.

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(219): The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up. http://tfl.nu/gycw

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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.

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Slutty, slutty tools.

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(507): You used the best tools you had at your disposal. (651): Slutty, slutty tools. http://tfl.nu/m6kb

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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick

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(516): oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick http://tfl.nu/bh3i

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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.

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(907): Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid. http://tfl.nu/45so

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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.

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(952): She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high. http://tfl.nu/dd7j

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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.

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(252): i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass. http://tfl.nu/8dgj

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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.

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(501): I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit. http://tfl.nu/ez6v

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