Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.

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(925): View more from California

curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.

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(514): View more from Quebec

What happened to chicks over dicks?

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That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..

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(716): View more from New York

I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers

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(517): View more from Michigan

I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.

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(410): View more from Maryland

just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.

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