I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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