i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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