cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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