from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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