that's an acceptable place to lick
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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