my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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