She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something