sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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