Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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