Three words: puerto rican gang bang
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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