Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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