If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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