i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Panties = found
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
