Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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