I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
