Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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