Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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