I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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