It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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