that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
