whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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