the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
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i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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