So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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