he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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