ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
