i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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