Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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