I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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