i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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