I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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