sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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