i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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