one might say we're banned from that church
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
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