Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
