so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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