Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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