Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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