He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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