Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY