My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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