You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.