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• (217): View more from Illinois

  some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.

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• (835): View more from Pennsylvania

  You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..

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• (518): View more from New York

  I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt

  (607): View more from New York

  Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...

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