my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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