Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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